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<itunes:subtitle>The rantings of a sculptor, mommy-figure, pet-owned person, and redhead.  Stormcarver exists, like the rest of us, within the Wyrllwynd of Dysfunction.  Each week, she picks a topic from our popular world to research, tear apart, tear down, make fun of, a</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The rantings of a sculptor, mommy-figure, pet-owned person, and redhead.  Stormcarver exists, like the rest of us, within the Wyrllwynd of Dysfunction.  Each week, she picks a topic from our popular world to research, tear apart, tear down, make fun of, and/or just rant about.  Join the fun and see how long it takes for them to take her away.  Read the blog at stormcarver.blogspot.com.</itunes:summary>
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<title>Summer Vacation Hell</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 21:54:29 -0400</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Barbara Minnick</itunes:author>
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<itunes:subtitle>Summer vacation is rapidly approaching.  Think we can convince the kids that their natural habitat is out in the backyard, living in the trees?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Summer vacation is rapidly approaching.  Think we can convince the kids that their natural habitat is out in the backyard, living in the trees?</itunes:summary>
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<title>Things You Can Do...Owowow!</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 11:43:46 -0400</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Barbara Minnick</itunes:author>
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<itunes:subtitle>We, as a society, hold dogs responsible when they bite, regardless of circumstances.  Similarly, we also blame children exclusively for their behavior and cars for causing fatal accidents.  Wait...we don't do those last two.  Then why do we do the first?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We, as a society, hold dogs responsible when they bite, regardless of circumstances.  Similarly, we also blame children exclusively for their behavior and cars for causing fatal accidents.  Wait...we don't do those last two.  Then why do we do the first?</itunes:summary>
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<title>Breasts: Gotta Love ‘Em</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 2 May 2008 12:33:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Barbara Minnick</itunes:author>
<itunes:duration>00:11:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Love 'em or hate 'em, we certainly aren't getting rid of or replacing breasts anytime soon, no matter what plastic surgery or the irrevocably uptight have to say about it.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Love 'em or hate 'em, we certainly aren't getting rid of or replacing breasts anytime soon, no matter what plastic surgery or the irrevocably uptight have to say about it.</itunes:summary>
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<title>Advertising Bites</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:56:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Barbara Minnick</itunes:author>
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<itunes:summary>Advertising is the bane of our entertainment existence.  If we don’t start paying some close attention, though, it could mean real trouble.</itunes:summary>
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